March 2012
290 posts
robydenise:
Miguel- Adorn
devinsaywhaa:
your face is great, and
i’m tryna get my dick wet
so let’s do this thing
(this has been a haiku about feelings)
deveninanolddress:
the very first time i masturbated and came, i said “oh, no…” and started screaming for help.
You guys don't understand Christianity.
cuntycuntycunty:
Jesus was like. The dopest nigga out.
He was just like.
Love everyone. Swag.
But then humans were like.
Wow this nigga is too dope.
Let’s throw some shade on him.
And that’s how the bible was written.
adolfphin:
but WHO is soulja boy telling?
nyeeeeaaaah:
Don’t ever come trying to teach me about “white culture”
They don’t have any culture
They just have everyone else’s culture
Everyone’s land
Everyone’s tradition
Religions
Practices
Everyone’s everything
eb0nymermaid:
that time i went to ihop and ordered sunny side up eggs (as i always do) and the waiter asked me did i know they were uncooked eggs/am i sure i want to order them
because all i must only sit on my porch all afternoon eating fried chicken and watermelon
I could watch Harry Potter all day... It really is...
breastnest:
all i wanna do is gunshot gunshot gunshot cash register noise
